Thursday, March 10, 2016

Semester 2 Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Watch out Glenview! You are a force to be reckoned with this semester, but remember that good grades don’t come without hard work! Just remember to relax every now and again. Chill, throw on some Netflix (Netflix & chill not to be affiliated together in this sentence), and zone out! You deserve it, Panther!


Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Don’t deny it -- you’re super busy this semester. And we feel ya, it sucks sometimes! But just imagine how great your summer break will be if you push through and make the best of the sweet opportunities given to you this semester!


Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Oh Gemini, the life of the party! With all of the exciting things planned in SAC this semester, there will be no shortage of social events to attend! Don’t miss any dances, caf events, or tryouts! We know you’ll be there ;)


Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You may be working through some personal, family or friend problems or even developing those relationships. But just remember, if you ever need a Panther to lean on because the work load gets too cray, we gotchu!


Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Your fiery personality may be causing some trouble this semester. Just remember, biting your tongue is sometimes the best thing to do. Have some fun, and let go of the little things that don’t matter!


Virgo (August 23rd - September 22nd)
This may be a heavy semester for you, Virgo, but don’t worry (be happy)! When you’re feeling stressed, listen to some chill music and talk to your friends. We’re all in this together, and remember you always have a support system here!


Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Some big changes are coming your way, Libra! Prepare to adapt, and just remember that change is always a good thing in the end, no matter how tough it may be to overcome.


Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Wake up, Panther! Time to start getting back into the groove again. Exams may have been a welcome break, but take some time for yourself and your body this March break to regroup and refocus - school is important, sometimes even more important than Netflix, believe it or not. So next time you are stressing over whether or not Rory from Gilmore Girls gets into Harvard, think about what you really should be stressing about!

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Time to start exploring, Sagittarius! While the phrase “new semester, new me” is very cliché, it holds some truth! Experience new foods, friends, music, and studying habits -- trust, it will pay off!


Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Ah, Santa Babies! Let’s just say you’ll be getting presents in more than just your birth month, especially this semester! Look out for some pretty sweet opportunities “presenting” (get it!) themselves soon, and take them while you can!


Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Prepare to feel the love this semester -- the love for GPSS! Your school spirit is ramping up, and with good reason! Coffee house, co-prime elections, dances, and even more are getting you hyped!


Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Keep on thinking those deep thoughts, Pisces! And don’t forget to be looking after yourself in these coming months! Eat healthy, join rugby, soccer or track, and take some time for yourself. We know, school got you stressing, but you gotta treat your body right too!